Tap to make your phone burp when someone calls. Guaranteed to make them hang up... or laugh.

MyCalla tells the caller a terrible kid joke before connecting. Why did the phone go to school? To improve its reception!

Answers calls in a robot, alien, or squeaky mouse voice. Pick a new one every day!

Only lets through callers who say the magic word. You pick it. We recommend 'pineapple pizza forever.'

Plays a random dance song for 10 seconds before connecting. Callers must groove to get through.

Adds laugh tracks to every call. Everything sounds funnier with a studio audience.

Pretends you're not home — but in the funniest way possible. 'The number you have reached has gone to get ice cream.'

Replaces your ringtone with... you know. The classic. The timeless. The legendary sound.